1. Flash Harry timeshare reps
  2. Under-staffed banks
  3. Over-staffed banks with under-qualified personnel
  4. Unelco “˜customer services’
  5. Surly shop and bar staff
  6. Cryptic road junctions
  7. Officious public service workers programmed to bark, “˜No!’
  8. Big-headed ex-pats
  9. Suicidal taxi drivers
  10. Boy racers in souped-up Seats

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