Posted on14 October 2009.
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What I want to know is why did Telefonica not make the list?
They were number 11
How about
1. Over priced valued properties
2. ex-pats who live here for years and don’t speak Spanish
3. Las Americas
Heck… we’re up to number 14 already! Any more?
15. Spanish people telling me I need to learn Spanish when I am trying to speak Spanish.
16. Spanish people telling me I need to speak Spanish when I am speaking English.
Dog mess and barking dogs
`Abandoning´ the car rather than parking it properly.
Solutions:
1- Give suicidal taxi drivers and Seat boy racers points for running over Timeshare touts.
2- Convince big-headed ex-pats to engage Officious public service workers in learned discussion about how many stops should the Tren del Sur have.
3- Open, in the name of Surly shop and bar staff, accounts in Over-staffed banks with under-qualified personnel and let the word go ’round that there are easy credits for intelligent bar staff who want to become self-employed Empresarios.
4- Lets get together and open a fund-raising race to pay ourselves a trip to Madrid to speak with the Minister of Fomento about Cryptic road junctions
5- I still cannot find out what to do with the Unelco man, though!
Best regards
My pet hate is tourists that buy Barcelona or Real Madrid shirts as souvenirs – look at an atlas please.
Right up there at number one for me is…drum roll please
1. People who talk a good game and never deliver – you’re falling over them on this island.
There. I feel slightly better now…but only slightly.
What about Mercadona, you can´t even do a grocery shop til after 9.15 am, not good when you drop the kids off at school at 8.30! theres only so much coffee you can drink to kill time!!
Good point Jo. We should petition them… there, that’s two signatures. Any more?
Why don´t we make a list for the UK or Germany? Will be a ´bit´ longer…
Ok, John… just for you, see our new things I hate about the UK list. How about you compile one for Germany? Send it to me at writer@joecawley.co.uk
Hahaha loving this although I love Tenerife but I’m also one of those people who was living there and spoke English! but hey when I tried speaking Spanish I got the ‘Why don’t you know Spanish yet?! how long are you here blablabla!’ Mercadona is the best but what’s up with EVERYTHING being closed on Sundays…??
Not strictly true, Sandra. There’s a bar in Guia de Isora that opens on Sunday. For a bit. Well, well the owner feels like it.
not having ikea, leroy merlin and alcampo in the south!!!!!!
english sunday markets, just full of crap. Can someone tell them to just throw them away please…
Problems with the pavements to catch the unwary ie.
Dog Mess
Uneven tiles to help you trip
Chewing gum
Drain covers that stick up to catch you out
Cigarette butts outside shops